Fascinate

A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."The teacher cried.

`Aids - Frog - Whore

Johnny walks into a whorehouse. He's holding a shoebox under his arm. He reaches up to the counter and rings the bell. Out comes the madame. She looks down at Johnny and says to him, "Well, well, what can we do for you little boy?" "Yeah, I wanna fuck a bitch with aids." The madame is a little shocked. "Excuse me?" "Open yer fuckin' ears, bitch! I wanna girl with aids!" She laughs at Johnny mockingly and says to him, "You do realize that this kind of thing costs money, you know." She stops laughing when Johnny slams down three hundred dollars on the counter. "Money's not a problem, lady." "What do you want a girl with aids for?" the madame asks. "That ain't none of yer business. You gonna give me the bitch with aids or what?" "Okay, little boy, you do seem quite serious. I'll go and get her. By the way, what's in the shoebox?" Johnny snaps back "That ain't none of yer business either." The madame stares Johnny down and says, "Yes it is my business, because I have to look out for my girls. What's in that box?" Johnny opens it and there's a dead frog inside. The madame looks puzzled. Johnny explains it to her. "Okay, I fuck the bitch with aids, then I get aids. I fuck my babysitter and she gets aids. She fucks my dad and he gets aids. My dad fucks my mom and she gets aids. My mom fucks the mailman and he gets aids and that's the motherfucker who stepped on my pet frog!"