2 pathanz

2 khans, IKHLAS and YASEEN died.
On qiyamat
Angel to Ikhlas : yr name?
Ikhlas Said: Ikhlas.
ANgel: Recite surah Ikhlas.
Ikhlas recites the surah jaldi jaldi and angel sent him to heaven.

Antel to YASEEN: your name?
Yaseen replied: Kho hamara nam to yaseen hei,pr logh pyar sey KAUSAR bolti hai :D